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Het leed wat vliegen heet

06.30.2017 by Marloes van der Doe - Berghege // 1 Comment

Dit stukje wordt u aangeboden vanaf rij 44. Stoel a en stoel b om precies te zijn.

Lezerscolumn in de Metro

06.06.2017 by Marloes van der Doe - Berghege // Leave a Comment

Vorige week gebeurde er iets heel leuks. Ik besloot, met een klein duwtje van Kel, een lezerscolumn in te sturen naar Metro. Op de website van Metro kan men stemmen en vervolgens kiest de redactie van Metro een lezerscolumn uit om te publiceren in de krant. Na een dag in spanning kreeg ik te horen van Metro dat mijn column was gekozen! Ik wil jullie allemaal ontzettend bedanken voor al het delen, stemmen, liken en alle leuke, lieve en hilarische reacties die ik heb gehad! Mijn dag kon niet meer stuk. Voor de mensen die dit de afgelopen week helemaal gemist hebben of geen Facebook hebben (sorry voor de spam); Hierbij alsnog de column. Mijn brief aan Tom Dumoulin.

Afvallen met Kelvin

05.14.2017 by Marloes van der Doe - Berghege // Leave a Comment

Momenteel is Kelvin dun. Niet slank, maar dun. Dat is anders. Een keer in de twee maanden gaat Kelvin naar deze vorm van dun. Afvallen is voor deze slanke boy schijnbaar ‘appeltje eitje’. Nu weet ik dat alle vrouwen, en misschien ook mannen, are ‘dying to know’; Hoe behoudt Kelvin zijn slanke lijn en kan hij zelfs nog afvallen met zijn, mag ik dat zeggen ja dat mag ik zeggen, vreetregime? Vandaag eindelijk het verlossende antwoord.

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